He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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