I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
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