even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I currently don't understand fingers.
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