I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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