If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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