I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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