The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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