She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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