Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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