they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
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