butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
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