We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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