Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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