i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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