got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You need Xanax blowdarts
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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