dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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