Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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