...so i touched it.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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