we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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