Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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