We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Come on in and take your pants off
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