I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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