Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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