What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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