May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
