i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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