He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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