i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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