if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
