We're facebook friends in real life
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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