real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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