she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
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