Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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