Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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