Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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