I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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