For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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