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M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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