I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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