Define "chronic" masturbator.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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