I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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