oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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