I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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