It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
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