Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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