even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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