Sry I called you an 8
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Randomize
