i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
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