Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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