Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
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