Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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